Dear Esteemed Art Reviewers and Critics.

Please do not come to our event or write a review about us.

We have a strict narrative to maintain. Thus we have contacted writers and critics in the mainstream media and paid them a lot of money, and fed them a stream of buzz-speak words, to demonstrate the high level of virtue of The Highlands Collective and our artists.

Thank you for all of your honest and forthright assessments of other artists who are deserving of your intellectual and academic experience and observations.

We, however, are satisfied with pandering to the mob by any and all means.

Respectfully Yours,

The Highlands Collective